So guess what - Mike Myers is my new boyfriend because of this story, okay? Even though I think he might be a little bit on the ghey side. Who cares, eh?

SHREK star MIKE MYERS was kicked out of his favourite Los Angeles yoga class because he couldn’t contain himself when a mat neighbour kept farting.

The funnyman admits he couldn’t concentrate and everytime his gassy pal let rip, he started giggling.

The comic explains, "This guy kept farting and ...