Did anyone watch the MTV Movie Awards last night. I wanted to see if Sarah Silverman was funny. She wasn’t. I watched a total of ten minutes and I was bored fast, like the frogs that were doing the nasty outside our door.

They were mating when we left in the morning and when we came back in the evening they were still at it.

Mr. Mogul says the craziest things sometimes. During a commercial he turns to me on the couch and says, “If they made a cell phone that was also a vibrator that would be a hit!”

I squished my face at him.