I think Marni’s Swarovski Bijoux Clutch is a bit misleading, don’t you? Here’s this shiny black clutch with a name suggesting it’s got some seriously glamorous crystals attached to it. Yet all I see when I look at it is a bunch of nylon and cotton strings tied up into cutesy little bows. They look like drawstrings from sweatpants. If you look closely, you can just detect a black Swarovski crystal centered in between all of those strings, but ...