Maggie Gyllenhaal sat down and popped out her breast for her baby the other day. I’m surprised someone didn’t shove the kid out of the way and start sucking. During my time as an underpaid cancer researchist, that’s how I survived the streets and became the highly respected man I am today. Of course, much like spanking children is taboo in today’s politically correct climate, so is stealing a mother’s breast milk. Pics NSFW.

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