Last August 16, Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday. The freakishly still-fit material girl kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour to a 75,000-seater Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, Wales.

Madge gave Britney (in her finer days) a run for her money as she performed in peak form. “Pimp”, “Old School”, “Gypsy” and “Rave” were the first round of songs that she performed.

Its fine and dandy that the queen of pop can still go on a world tour. But isn’t it high time that she gives her musical career a rest? “Like a Virgin” was recorded eons ago and after “Ray of Light”, what really memorable hit has she had?

Also, if you had 11, 8 and 2-year old kids – shouldn’t you stop wearing awful clothes? I’m sure Guy Ritchie’s kids, when seeing a vid of their 50-year old mom on tour – would ask: “Dad, why’s mom wearing hooker clothes?”