On Sunday night at the Park Lane Hilton I followed the fashion exodus to the exclusive Julien Macdonald show. After being plied with free cocktails on an empty stomach (oh go on then, I'll have another...) I attempted to lean nonchalantly on a table laden with drinks. Said table was even more unsteady on its feet than I was, the result was a liberal dousing of a gaggle of socialites. I made a hasty getaway under a deluge of evil ...