Writing about fashion, you don't half find yourself scribbling down a load of pretentious rubbish from time to time. Summing up collections and comprehending designers 'concepts' - it all sounds a bit Zoolander after a while. There are times, though, when you really need to use something ostentatious to sum up a collection. So forgive me as I sum up Clare Tough's Tuesday night show with a suitably ridiculous, fashion-tastic phrase. This, dear reader, was 'Urban Knitwear'....

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