I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Lindsay Lohan was running down a Miami street in her bikini last week, but I've given up trying to understand why she does the things she does. In her mind there was probably a shark chasing her down in a go-kart. Or maybe she thought the creepy half-naked guy behind her was a chupacabra. With her mental capacity I'm just surprised she was on her feet, and not lying ...