Lindsay Lohan Has No Nipples
Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn't see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.
A bunch more of Lindsay Lohan and her freckled boobs after the jump.