New York based company Georgi has offered free chauffeuring services to both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Which means they've single handedly saved the lives of every person in Los Angeles. A drunk monkey is more qualified to own a driver's license than these two. I could floor the gas and let my tennis racket steer and I'd end up driving better than them.

And here's Lindsay Lohan leaving rehab again to go workout with a bunch of friends. ...