Dannielynn's DNA test was released today and Larry Birkhead is officially the father. Howard K. Stern, who was listed as the father on the birth certificate, says he won't fight for custody and will do everything in his power to make sure Larry Birkhead gets full custody.
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so," Birkhead, 34, said during a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse. "I'm the father."
We're almost done with this ridiculous saga. All that's left is the issue of Anna Nicole Smith's possible fortune and who gets it. Stern was named the trustee for Daniel if Anna died, and no provisions were made for Dannielynn. If Anna ends up getting the $423 million from her late husband, that means whoever ends up being the trustee could get the 3% in trustee fees ($12.6 million). But until then, let's never bring up these clowns or their soap opera lives ever again. Whenever I talk about them I always feel like I'm describing an episode of Scooby Doo.