Wouldn't it be fabulous if so many people were in love with you that you had your own brand? And not only did you have your own brand, but your minions were like, "Hey, we need a logo for this brand, this brand of YOU. What should we do? Should we use Comic Sans? Century Gothic? Arial?" And then after much contemplation, they just said, "Screw this, we'll just make you your own font!" This is what it's like ...