Joe Francis plead guilty to criminal contempt yesterday and will be fined $5,010 and serve 35 days in jail, minus time served. Additionally, he's reportedly going crazy and breaking down because his ward-mate - a convicted cop killer - keeps taunting him and shouting: "Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!"

Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed the medication cart and "went into a full-blown anxiety attack."

I almost feel sorry for this guy. And by almost I mean not at all. He ...