If you’re Jodie Marsh and you’re considering which outfit to wear to a red carpet event, here’s what she may have been thinking:

- Does the outfit cover my nipples?
- If it does, it’s considered a shirt, right? Okay, check.
- Next, if half of my boobs are already showing, why not display my belly button to right? Okay..
- Lastly, what do I pair ‘em with? Tight black leggings and (almost) hooker boots, of course!

This is exactly what she looked like when she appeared at the “Daylight Robbery Premiere“. The 29-year old Brit who stars in “Totally Jodie Marsh” strikes a pose for the cameras in a barely there top.

And you know what we’re thinking when we saw this pic of you, Jodie?

Yikes!