Who knew Alexis Carrington would still be inspiring fashion trends nearly 20 years after Dynasty left the airwaves? That’s the only explanation I can come up with for Jimmy Choo’s Rio Anaconda Clutch, which was just made for pairing with shoulder pads and enormous bangs. The gold metallic snakeskin is abominably over-the-top - if you do happen to stop traffic while carrying this, it definitely won’t be because they’re all staring enviously. At $3425, it’s simply too much in ...