If you don't have your Hamptons summer share lined up yet, then you might as well hang yourself by the ankle straps of your midpriced, aspirational espadrilles. Luckily, J.Crew has taken the socially responsible step of crafting their Savannah cotton espadrilles with a suicide-preventive slingback. If you like to dress to give the impression of owning a boat, then you can't get much cuter than these.

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