Like other women with girl friends and an email account, Ireceive written morsels like the following almost every week:

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the topof the tree. Most men do not want to reach for the good ones because they areafraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the applesfrom the ground, which are not as good, but are easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with ...