I hope everyone had a particularly evil day today, since we’ll have to wait another 100 years for the next 6/6/06.

For the moment, I’d like to speak about an issue that is causing some controversy: same-sex marriage.

Let me say for the record, I am against same-sex marriage.

I repeat, I am against same-sex marriage.

Here’s why: after years of marriage, having the same sex is boring. It