Or at the very least, I think I've been possessed. I'm going to opt for the former, however.

The Girlfriend and I just broke up. ~sigh~ I guess she needs a new name. Perhaps I should go back to calling her PhD Girl. Giving her the moniker of The Ex-Girlfriend just sounds wrong...a little disrespectful. God knows I've done enough of that to her.

So what happened, you ask? Well, I fucked up. Badly. That's what happened. I lied to her. ...