Is that Pete Wentz or Paris Hilton? No but seriously, why is Paris dressed like a little boy while shopping for shoes on Robertson Boulevard? You know I'm all for masculine-cum-feminine dressing, but her attempt at the merge is unsuccessful.

If I were Paris and shopping at Diavolina, one of the trendiest LA boutiques, I'd approach my look differently. I'd first get rid of that boyish cap that makes her look eight years old. Next, I would lose the ...