Today, we have not one, but two candidates for How Would YOU Wear It?. Coincidentally, Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart both played around with black opaque tights recently and failed miserably.

I'll begin with Kimberly. WTF is up with those red nylon socks she's wearing over her black tights? I know she's trying to find something to match with her red lips but red nylons aren't it! The rest of her outfit isn't that bad, so if I were ...