(Late post today I know. I’m packing! I’ll try to post during our NYC trip.)

Congratulations to Tori Spelling who gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. Er…I thought she was expecting twins? Now that she is a mom I will stop making fun of her wardrobe because she’s “in the club” now. People “in the club” know that some days you just don’t have time to dress yourself. Like today I took the baby to playgroup and went naked.

Usually playgroup is pretty entertaining with the usual suspects but today it took a twisted turn. There was a new mom there with two daughters, an infant and a two year old. The two year old ran around and was basically terrorizing the smaller babies. She went to one and scratched his cheek. He cried and ran to his mother’s left boob. The second victim was Baby Mogul. He was playing with a chewed up truck on the floor when she attempted to swing at his face. I blocked her hand leaving Baby Mogul to whimper and swing his hand at her in defense. Then this little brat went up to a baby girl and scratched her cheek while she was sitting on her mother’s lap. The rotund mother angrily said in her Southern drawl, “Her faa…ther is goin’ ta freak!”

What did the mother of this horrible little child do? Not much. She just said sorry but let the girl run around until more tears were shed.

Ten minutes later I met up with the first victim’s mother outside by the swings and discussed what we were going to do about what had happened.

I’m all about revenge so my first suggestion was sneaking into the mother’s home and changing the clocks so she would miss future playgroups.

My second one was to make the mother paranoid.

Then I took that idea back as I might get paranoid that she might come out and get me on the plane to New York.

Since the first victim’s mother had morals and ex-nayed my public hanging thought, we both agreed that if the brat continued her face scratching bit we were going to tell the mom to drop out of the group.

What do you think? Public hanging? Say YES!!!

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