"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
(Homer Simpson)

"Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen, and I compliment you on it - it suits you!"
(Peter Sellers as The Pink Panther)

"The great question that...I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years ofresearch into the feminine soul, is - 'What does a woman want?'" 
(Sigmund Freud)

Help me...help a man.

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