If, uh, your dog, has a habit of, uh, befouling, certain of your possessions, and you're willing to pay anything (and you mean anything) to have it stop, the Hotdoll might start to sound like a really good idea. It is a pseudo-realistic sex doll for your dog. Whether or not your dog would legitimately mistake it for another dog and want to cuddle afterward remains to be seen, but if this incredibly weird-looking mess of ...