Hilary Duff spent her Fourth of July with her sister Haylie Duff on the beach. And I know she's 19-years-old, but there's something deeply disturbing about seeing her in a bikini. Whenever she dresses like an adult she always ends up looking like some kid who got into her mom's closet. I feel like I should pat her on the head and give her a cookie. And then, you know, turn myself in to the police.

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