She was less than four minutes into the rant when everyone started to pray for another gagging order.
Surely Heather Mills couldn’t drag out much longer a simple statement to convey her joy that the case was over and that she was more than £24million richer?
Oh yes she could. She was centre stage now and she wasn’t going to let the moment pass.
In a remarkable performance on the steps of the High Court, she gave a triumphant wave for the cameras ...
Given the length of their marriage, I figured out they couldn’t have sex more than 200 times. That would make Heather Mills one of the top-paid prostitutes at 250,000 USD per each act.
Err, I don’t think she provided any other value to Paul. Being pain in ass does not constitute VALUE.