- Jake Gyllenhaal is a Dreamgirl
- Anna Nicole Smith is using her child as a money making scheme. Who needs a oil tycoon when you have newborn baby?
- Tara Reid is worth $297 dollars per hour. I guess getting drunk and falling all over the street makes it easier to find change.
- Tom Cruise is the new Dear Abby. There was always a sneaking suspicion Tom Cruise was actually a woman.
- Ex-Playmate reveals the secrets of Hugh Hefner’s sex secrets. What a lucky old man.
- Fantasia Barrino is the best American Idol… supposedly.
- Is David Beckham a Scientology Poster boy?
- Paula Abdul to Slur her way further into our hearts with reality show


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