Ooh, I thought when I saw this bag, what an interesting clutch. I like the colour, I like the slightly Gucci-esque haphazard jewelling and I like the little writslet doodah. But then I thought, Hmm. I don't like the shape. And the more I looked at the shape, the more I wondered whether I actually did like the jewelling after all. And what's the tag supposed to be? A lipstick? A bullet? The ...