German Whores Offer Senior Citizen Discounts

Time to break out those fake IDs!

A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalize on the growing number of retirees by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.

The “Pascha”

in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above —

provided they can prove they are old enough.

“All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,”

said a spokesman for the brothel’s managing director Armin Lobscheid.

“A ‘normal session’

costs 50 euros with us —

and we’re now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests.”

“We don’t earn as much money, but we’re establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups,”

he added.

Guys that old would probably rather take a nap than visit a hooker.

Ha!