German Whores Offer Senior Citizen Discounts
Time to break out those fake IDs!
A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalize on the growing number of retirees by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.
in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above —
provided they can prove they are old enough.
“All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,”
said a spokesman for the brothel’s managing director Armin Lobscheid.
“A ‘normal session’
costs 50 euros with us —
and we’re now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests.”
“We don’t earn as much money, but we’re establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups,”
Guys that old would probably rather take a nap than visit a hooker.