The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you’ve been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene’s name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank’s Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She’s a spokesmodel for Frank’s. She takes her job seriously.

The video is ...