I just watched her show The Nanny this morning for like three minutes; she’d just found out she was pregnant with twins and imagined herself as the leader of the Partridge Family. Yeah, as if! Shirley Jones would completely roll over in her grave. If she was dead. Which, I don’t know.

However, I’m MUCH MORE concerned with the imminent bear attack that Miss Drescher seems about to experience. I mean, look at her feet:

Some kind of horrible bear attack ...