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So appropriate and funny!
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These I can use as real insults to the bitches at school 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
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This one is really mean and I'd Never say it but: I'd slap you but I don't abuse animals. (Jic it helps someone and I thought it was kinda funny)
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Perfect
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No one cares olo
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I loved these they're so relevant and quite funny
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Hilarious:3 I'm definitely going to use them
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These are hilarious! I wouldn't use them on my friends though I have a whole list of people they would be great to use on !! 😛
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I realy like this one Mirrors dont talk.... lucky for you they dont laugh.
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I'm so going to use these
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"I'd talk to you but I'm not really a dog person."
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This was probably the most awsum post I have ever read on this post :)
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But I would use #12 (sweet silence) if anyone else just wouldn't stop talking.
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Most of these are quite rude, why would I want to say them to my friends or have a friend say one to me?
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My favorite was the last one
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Umm most of these will not go over well with my friends who have a... Lower IQ
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Love the Killer Kiss. "Your enemy might turn into your lover" I laughed so hard. Thanks for these great comebacks!
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I do comebacks...the silent treatment!
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@mtaycooljay -- nice, those are some of the best, I know I won't remember them though😂
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I feel like it was wrong to suggest saying these to friends.. To horrible, mean, unconsiderate people HELL YEAH!!
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I have heard these before too. They are just clever ways to be rude. If you don't want to talk to someone, excuse yourself and leave them where they stand. Why do we need a course in snappy negativity? I used to be frustrated when I was caught speechless after being insulted or caught off guard. I thought I needed to know a snappy comeback too. But I came to realize that my mind and body's response really protected me. I didn't say anything I would regret! If you really are feeling like you need a guide, a great book called "The Gentle Art of Verbal Self Defence"
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Mine- I would have come back but I don't want to see you again
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Extra: someone calls you ugly "I'm not a mirror" Someone wants to fight you "sorry I don't abuse animals"
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Drama
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Great comebacks! Thank you! I will use these are a person trying to ruin my day.😊😊
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Haha I love these!
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Thank u so much for this now I have awesome come backs
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A coworker and I always "friendly argue" about everything. I'm gonna use some of these on him b
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I love these!! So gonna use them on people I dislike. Would love to see their faces!
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Hahaha I love it how you keep saying 'use it on your friends.' I don't think that was good advice :P These are really nice if you are gonna say to your enemy!
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These are definitely not meant for friends...unless you wanna screw yalls relationship
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I don't think I would use these on any of my friends (except if they decide to be a real b*tch to me), but they are great comebacks that I'd love to use if someone was really mean and disrespectful.
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These are fantastic for any jerk stranger who tried to ruin your day. I know I've had them and wished I had something to say instead of staring in shock.
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Heard them..👌
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If my friends ever said these things I'd be very mad. They're mean, disrespectful and a real friend would NEVER "pretend" to say you're ugly or stupid. This article should be removed.
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These are really disrespectful.
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I love this !!! I m going to use to the ppl who disrespect my family !
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I would probably use these on family or rude strangers. My best comeback is: Roses are red, violets are blue, who is irrevelant, DUDE, ITS U
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Wouldn't you use these on the people you dislike?
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I would use these on enemies not friends! Oh and my best comeback is: Dang these animal abuse laws, I can't slap you
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If a friend said any of these to me they'd no longer be a friend... These are for a bitch brawl, not a little disagreement!!
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I've heard of every single one of them.
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These are good, but I would only use them on a rude stranger or someone I dislike
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I'd rather say these to the people I hate... Not friends..
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Hahah! Love this
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How immature. These are not to be said to a friend because they won't b taken lightly. They r quite offensive.
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My best comeback??? I literally did not come back! (You Can't argue with yourself)
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This is terrible. These can be very hurtful. Not to be used in a healthy relationship.
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Rude and mean. This is a worthless article.
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these are really rude to say to friends
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Sounds like things middle schoolers would say
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Quite immature to be honest
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I would just tell my friend straight but I would use these on strangers mainly men
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lol none of these should be said to friends..i know if my girl every said any of these to me i would def not laugh and take offense...
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I feel like these aren't things you should say to your friend. If you are really bothered by something, just say it. However, I would use these phrases with people I really dislike or even rude strangers. Used correctly, they could be really effective at putting someone in their place.
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Clever!
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need more!
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Class