"Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma."

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it's St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spotted in her bikini. Although i wouldn't really consider this thing a bikini. I barely even consider it clothes. I could put together a more flattering outfit by just throwing a bowl of spaghetti at her.

NOTE: I'm 90% ...