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Hello, ladies. This here rooster is looking for his very own chick. The name’s Earl and I have fire in … I mean on my pants, a phat gold chain, and love in my heart—only for you, Baby.

My turn-ons include the ladies. My turnoffs include the ladies who don’t like Elvis. My friends call me “Earlvis.”

P.S. Must like roosters who pass gas when they are squeezed. Hey, who doesn’t? Check me out at Hunter ...