Ick. This Dolce & Gabbana Metallic Hand-Woven Hobo looks like it should be thrown back in the water. Resembling an overpriced fishing net more than a designer purse, this handbag is made of hand-woven gold leather against a neutral backdrop. The handle is made of metal and wood, and wins points for originality, if not beauty. If you’re going to go D&G, opt for one of their sexy leather or leopard-print handbags; this one is just too ho-hum.

$1,550 at ...