REading stuff like this kind of makes me understand how her and that nutjob Marilyn Manson ended up together.

Dita Von Teese is using sun-blocking curtains to stop her getting a tan while she is at the Cannes Film Festival.

The burlesque dancer is determined to keep her famous pale complexion while she is the sun-drenched South of France and has taken drastic measures to avoid bronzing rays.

Dita - whose estranged husband is the equally pale goth rocker Marilyn Manson - ...