In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.

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