As I mentioned before, I’m anxiously waiting for my Sephora $100 gift card in the mail. I was just browsing the site deciding on what products I might lavish upon myself and saw a photo of this slimming cream.

This Fat Girl Slim cream has caffeine in it! What happened in that lab? I’ll tell you! A few women were having coffee and started rubbing the beans on their tummies. Then one of them says, “Let’s market this and call it FatGirlSlim!”

FYI: Years ago I bought a cellulite cream from Bloomingdale’s for my sister’s birthday. What was I thinking?! Happy Birthday, now get rid of your fat wrinkles! The item was $80 and came with a brush so you can smooth out the flabby parts. I hope I didn’t hurt her feelings with the gift. I still never asked her if she ever used it.

Here is Folgers coffee, marketed as “Simply Smooth” and “Gentle On Your Stomach”. I’m sure this could work just like FatGirlSlim! I will be trying it out!

Ten Minutes Later: Ummm…it’s not working so far. Coffee has been on arm and so far still see some flab.

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