I can no longer remember what Christina Aguilera’s face looks like. Between her breasts and her ass, she could have a squid for a head and it could be eating a puppy and the puppy could be pooping and I wouldn’t even notice. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have this uncontrollable desire to make motorboat noises.

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