
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
(Homer Simpson)
"Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen, and I compliment you on it - it suits you!"
(Peter Sellers as The Pink Panther)
"The great question that...I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years ofresearch into the feminine soul, is - 'What does a woman want?'"
(Sigmund Freud)
Help me...help a man.
When I got the following ...

While it's true that women and men can have the same standard symptoms of clinical depression (check them out here), apparently a lot of men have a different experience of The Big D than we do.
Because of that, when they get depressed, we might not spot it.
Whereas women (who are diagnosed with depression at twice the rateof men) can walk into a gynecologist's office, complaining of things like chronic sadness, self-criticism, and crying, and get a ...
There's nothing like mutually-satisfying sex to put a big smile on your partner's face - and on yours.
But in the happiest long-term relationships, both people feel fundamentally appreciated for who they are and what they do...in-and-out of bed.
Appreciation: letting your sweetie know that you recognize and value what he/she does that makes your relationship a nicer place to be. It's the other gift that keeps on giving, except in a good way.
Sometimes though, it's the hardest ...
Men say that women's expectations of them - and of love and romance - aren't always realistic.
True.
Then again, an alarmingly high number of women find their way to this blog through Google because they're holding on to a slim hope that a man's drunken declaration of love means something.
Well, dears...it does. Just not necessarily what you want it to mean.
Let's say that you're crazy for some guy, but you don't know how he feels about you. ...

Sitting on the runway for 40 minutes, waiting for our planeto get the AOK signal for take-off, I learned way too much about the talkative guysitting next to me.
Amongst other things, he shared that a womanwho’s on birth control pills [read: she doesn’t insist on condom use ever] is worth her weight in gold.
Shortly there after, he made a reference to The Mile High Club, his eyesdarted up to the sign for the restrooms, and then ...

“I don’t believe in email. I’m an old-fashioned girl. Iprefer calling and hanging up.” (Sarah Jessica Parker)
“It is better to be old-fashioned and right than to be up-to-dateand wrong.” (Tiorio, an ethical philosopher type)
According to the dictionary, an old-fashioned person favors ideas, customs, and styles of days gone by.
I'm waiting for someone to call me old-fashionedfor the ultra-fem, vintage clothing pieces I sometimes wear. But it's never happened.
Yet a man once told me that I wasbehind the ...

A man in my past -- let's call him Mr. Manners -- opened the door when we entered and exited restaurants and other public places during dates.
But wait. That’s not the whole story.
After opening the door, this guy stepped through the doorway before I did.
Sometimes Mr. Manners even allowed the door to start closing in my face as he raced ahead. After a month of this, his attractive backside walking away from me became all-too-familiar.
And I ...
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