Remember when we first unveiled the hideous Louis Vuitton leopard bag? We all thought, what moron would buy this faux leopard and plastic piece of junk for $7,250? Well, we finally solved the mystery, it's none other than Jessica Simpson, who doesn't seem one bit embarrassed to be seen in public with this gross bag. And check out that big shit eatin' grin on her face, it says "No style ...

With all the hoopla over the Louis Vuitton patchwork mess, Roberto Cavalli must be feeling lonely and neglected. We've refrained from ragging on the leopard and flower prints that usually assault Cavalli designs cuz hey, we've given in to an occasional leopard whim ourselves and Kelly certainly has had her share of floral violations in her Ferragamo days but seriously, there is never, EVER, an excuse for carrying a bag described as ...