52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who's only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says:
"He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."
As long as she's cool with it then so am I. If you can show me a 52-year-old that would turn this down I'll show you a 52-year-old that's a homosexual. Or maybe lost his penis in a war. Or dead. Heck, I'll show you a dead 52-year-old anyway. Buried under my house! Hyuk hyuk.
A few more shots of Tamara Witmer after the jump.