Bruce Willis turned 52 last week and was spotted making out with Courtney Love at Roxy on Sunset Blvd. A witness says:

"They were full-on making out."

I know he's getting desperate, but Courtney Love? He might as well have been making out with a pile of garbage. I doubt he'd even be able to tell the difference, except that maybe the garbage would smell nicer and have better hair. And probably speak more coherently.

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