Britney Spears was spotted in Bel Air over the weekend wearing what I hope was a wet bikini under her clothes. Either that or she started lactating while simultaneously peeing herself. And sure, why not? It'd still be the most normal thing she's done in the past three months. The most normal thing I've done in the past three months? Dress up as Salvador Dali and get into a fist fight with an employee at Hot Dog ...
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