Britney Spears was spotted walking around town with a towel tied around her head and dressed like some sort of clown/porn star. And sure, why not? Sometimes when I go out, I also think to myself: "How should I dress to let the world know I don't have a single working brain cell in my entire head. Or dignity. Or a mirror in my home."

A bunch more of Britney Spears dressed like a 70's porn star after the jump.

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