Britney Spears wrote a letter to the photo agency X17 the other day to apologize for attacking them with an umbrella. Except, not really because it sounds like she was on drugs when she wrote it. That or she has the worst sense of humor since Carrot Top. Britney writes,

Dear x17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent [sic] with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his ...