Britney Spears went to Dominic restaurant wearing a snappy see-through top. Her belly looks like it’s about to burst. Like one of those alien things. And she’s got her two best friends. Cigarettes and a cell phone. A passerby said, “There goes Britney. Mother. Hero.” Then he burst out laughing and threw a condom at her head and told her to learn to use it. Shocked, I exclaimed, “No sir, you are my hero.”
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Continue Reading Story at 'The Blemish'Britney Spears is fashionable > Britney Spears went shopping over the weekend dressed like a cowgirl hooker. It looks like a fisherman threw a net over her and she was too lazy to take it off so she just cut...
Britney Spears keeps undressing herself > Britney Spears was in Miami without a bra and taking her shirt off in public again. This might have been cutesy in 1999 and maybe even in 2003. Now it’s just sad. Someone should break...
Britney Spears almost flashes her nipple yet again > For the second time in a week, Britney Spears pretended her top almost fell down. Her boob looks like a wrinkly ball sack for some reason. If you’re a guy and you want to know...
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