Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes:

Dear x17

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't ...