"More chins. I need more chins!"

Britney Spears was spotted at Petco buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because she clearly needs more responsibility in her life. According to an anonymous witness I made up in my imagination, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, "This is going to be delicious!"

NOTE: Didn't Britney used to have kids? I'm pretty sure they're in a cage somewhere, waving a ...