I don't even know where to start with these shoes. I have absolutely no idea why they're called 'Barbie' as I don't think she would wear them. If there was a section in the Drapers Footwear awards for ugliest show this would be a definite contender. If they were completely flat I think I'd like them a lot more. Fortunately, the plus side is that they are very cheap at just £14.99. from Office online.

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